As under cover as one can be in a bright blue Astro van.
Armed with only with a seam ripper
Sure enough the brown truck and Mr. Brown did appear around 10:00.
We jumped out of the van and demanded my packages.
He said he didn't think he had any of my packages.
I flashed my seam ripper and sure enough he fumble around
and found a brown package with a Moda label.
I told him there were two packages.
More fumbling.
And sure enough he came up with package number 2.
He handed over both packages without incident.
We loaded the packages in the Astro and made a quick get away.
As quick as you can get away in an old Astro van.
Now that I have fabric I am holding my seamstresses hostage...with my seam ripper.
Many projects need to be completed in the short 3 weeks before market.
Who knew the pressure of market could lead to a life of crime.
Wishing you a seam ripper free day.
From my heart,
Sandy
Good luck!!! I'm so excited to see what you make with your new loot!
ReplyDeleteOh, too funny!
ReplyDeleteWay to go! Who knew the varied uses of the seam ripper! Somehow though, Sandy the Ripper just doesn't sound as daunting as Jack!
ReplyDelete3 weeks!! What are you going to make? mug pads? LOL! You are a very ambitious woman. I'm cheering you on! YOU CAN DO IT!!!
ReplyDeletechuckle! snort!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad there was no actual violence necessary to obtain your proper packages! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteOh so funny! So glad you tracked him down and found your fabrics ... best of luck with your seam ripper, sewing machine and all your projects!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Hope to see some lovely creations from you very soon.
ReplyDeletelol I love it!
ReplyDeleteWe love it when the brown truck comes up our lane to deliver a package. Thankfully though we never have a dreaded deadline to keep with what has been delivered. Love your fabric and your designs!
ReplyDeleteThank you for that - from the bottom of my heart! These market preps are getting to me - and I needed that!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for that - from the bottom of my heart! These market preps are getting to me - and I needed that!!!
ReplyDeleteSuch pressure! Glad to hear Mr. Brown came through for you!
ReplyDeleteKate Spain's post for today was quite entertaining too.
Can't wait to see what goodies you create for market.
MGM
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing :-)
ReplyDeletecute post...glad you found the treasure. Now you need to sew day and night. Wish I could help.
ReplyDeleteGosh, I really needed this laugh this morning!!! Thanks:) Looking forward to seeing what is created for Market!
ReplyDeleteHow could he miss the Moda love? My UPS man knows that the blue & white tape boxes are high priority. (Thank goodness his wife is a quilter.) No sneak peaks?
ReplyDeleteLove your imagination!
ReplyDeleteSandy Muir
As long as the quilt police don't come for you, you should be all set!
ReplyDeleteour new fabric line looks like it will help create lots of fun new pieces.
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